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Trump Is 'Not Familiar' With Weinstein Case But Thinks It's 'Too Bad'  Trump Is 'Not Familiar' With Weinstein Case But Thinks It's 'Too Bad' 

On his way to deliver a U.S. Naval Academy commencement address, Trump left the question of his cancelled summit with North Korea hanging (“We’ll see what happens, it could even be the 12th”) and was asked for his thoughts on Harvey Weinstein’s arrest. Oh boy!

Last Year, Trump Earned Over $100,000 Selling Garbage Last Year, Trump Earned Over $100,000 Selling Garbage

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Trump Mad Immigration Court System Isn't More Fucked Up and Unfair Than It Already Is  Trump Mad Immigration Court System Isn't More Fucked Up and Unfair Than It Already Is 

In a surprisingly and wildly out of character turn of events, President Trump is questioning why our immigration court system isn’t even more cruel to undocumented immigrants than it already is.

Michael Avenatti Wants Stormy Daniels to Have Her Day in Court Like Yesterday  Michael Avenatti Wants Stormy Daniels to Have Her Day in Court Like Yesterday 

Michael Avenatti is filing a motion with a Los Angeles federal judge asking to proceed with Stormy Daniels’s case against President Trump and his business dirtbag icon of a lawyer Michael Cohen. In April, Judge James Otero put the case on hold for 90 days, citing Cohen’s legal woes—a lil’ FBI raid, no big—as the…

World Endures Another Sloppy Pullout  World Endures Another Sloppy Pullout 

President Donald Trump has cancelled his summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un with a letter that is, without exaggeration, one of the weirdest things I’ve ever read in my 28 years on earth.

Jared Kushner Finally Got His Big Boy Security Clearance Jared Kushner Finally Got His Big Boy Security Clearance

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It Is Friggin' UNCONSTITUTIONAL for Trump to Block His Haters on Twitter  It Is Friggin' UNCONSTITUTIONAL for Trump to Block His Haters on Twitter 

Great news for those anti-Trump weirdos who love to hang out in the president’s Twitter mentions for some reason that I don’t personally understand: A federal district court judge ruled Wednesday that it violates the Constitution when Trump blocks people on Twitter. According to the goddamn Constitution!!!!!

Your Look for Summer Is Business Dirtbag 

The sun is shining. The heat is thick. Raw, frantic sensuality pulses through the air. Summer has arrived, and with it, a new crop of fashion trends to keep you looking fresh. Specifically, I am thinking about one trend. Maybe you should think about investing in an extremely wide tie and some chest hair? Everyone is…

Watch Trump Get Off on Taking Away America's Reproductive Healthcare  Watch Trump Get Off on Taking Away America's Reproductive Healthcare 

Donald Trump, a man I am certain has never paid or asked someone to abort a fetus he helped put inside them, proposed last week to withhold federal Title X grant funds from healthcare providers that offer abortions or abortion referrals. The so-called domestic gag rule would financially punish places like Planned…

Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground  Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground 

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Donald Trump Has Twitter Ghost Writers Who Expertly Mimic the Voice of a Man With Brain Worms  Donald Trump Has Twitter Ghost Writers Who Expertly Mimic the Voice of a Man With Brain Worms 

Donald Trump isn’t writing all of his own tweets because he’s very busy running the country and also evading the consequences of his own malfeasance, so sometimes other people must assume that great burden.

White House Memo Describes MS-13 Members As 'Animals' 10 Times, in Case You Didn't Get It the First Time White House Memo Describes MS-13 Members As 'Animals' 10 Times, in Case You Didn't Get It the First Time

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This Is How a Tattoo Can Get You Detained by ICE  This Is How a Tattoo Can Get You Detained by ICE 

Daniel Ramirez Medina, a man who has lived in the U.S. since he was a child, was almost deported because of a tattoo. In a small victory for immigration rights earlier this week, a federal judge ruled in favor of Medina, a Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals recipient who was detained by Immigration and Customs…

Meek Mill Dropped Out of White House Prison Reform Summit That Would Have Been Bullshit Anyway Meek Mill Dropped Out of White House Prison Reform Summit That Would Have Been Bullshit Anyway

Rapper Meek Mill dropped out of a White House prison reform summit at the last minute on Friday, citing concern that his presence would turn the event into a spectacle instead of a starting point for change.

Bill Gates Says He Had to Explain to Donald Trump That HIV and HPV Are Different  Bill Gates Says He Had to Explain to Donald Trump That HIV and HPV Are Different 

There is no difference between Donald Trump and ignorance incarnate.

I Won't Let the Mess in Washington Affect My Improv I Won't Let the Mess in Washington Affect My Improv

While I am frustrated by the divisions in present-day American society, and the terrible erosion of democratic norms in Washington, I can’t let that affect my progress in my level 3 improv class. I believe that comedy transcends politics—especially my comedy, which is really improving, my teacher says.

Donald Trump 'Faked a Phone Call' During SNL Table Read to Congratulate Himself on His Shitty Book  Donald Trump 'Faked a Phone Call' During SNL Table Read to Congratulate Himself on His Shitty Book 

Pete Davidson, the SNL comedian with the compelling theory that Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read, has shared another wonderful anecdote about Trump’s unfortunate hosting gig in 2015. In an interview with Open Late’s Peter Rosenberg, Davidson said that Trump, for no apparent reason, “faked a phone call” during a…

Trump Officials Shut Down a Climate Advisory Committee Because It Had Too Many Scientists  Trump Officials Shut Down a Climate Advisory Committee Because It Had Too Many Scientists 

A Freedom of Information Act lawsuit found that the Advisory Committee for the Sustained National Climate Assessment was allowed to expire last year by Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross because there were not enough members of “industry” on the panel, the Washington Post reports.

Blake Farenthold Is Now a Lobbyist, Will Not Repay Sexual Harassment Settlement  Blake Farenthold Is Now a Lobbyist, Will Not Repay Sexual Harassment Settlement 

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Can You Listen to Don Jr. Repeating 'The Fruits of My Father’s Labors' for 1 Minute Without Crying Blood?

Don Jr. went on Laura Ingraham’s radio show on Monday to talk about, among other important topics, the fruits of his father’s labors. Can you make it to the end of the clip without dying? My guess is no!

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