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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Crusader  Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Crusader 

Given Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s ability to deflect, the New Yorker’s new profile on the White House press secretary is about as clarifying and detailed as one could be; it doesn’t reveal many new insights about Sanders, so much as confirming much of what her public persona displays: that she is an ultra-conservative…

Bob Woodward's Trump Tell-All Glosses Over Rob Porter's Alleged History of Abuse Bob Woodward's Trump Tell-All Glosses Over Rob Porter's Alleged History of Abuse

While Donald Trump comes across as the idiotic madman that he is in Bob Woodward’s explosive Trump White House biography, Fear, another bad man in Trump’s collection of bad men, Rob Porter, is spared.

I Wrote the Op-Ed  I Wrote the Op-Ed 

It was me. I am the adult who must fight in the shadows to try and stop the president from being rude.

Speech Writer Reportedly Too Racist for Racist White House  Speech Writer Reportedly Too Racist for Racist White House 

The White House has reportedly fired speechwriter Darren Beattie, a man who spoke alongside white nationalists at a conference for racists. According to the Washington Post, the administration reportedly pressured Beattie to resign after CNN investigated Beattie’s involvement at the 2016 H.L. Mencken Club Conference.…

The Definitive Jezebel Profile of Melania Trump  The Definitive Jezebel Profile of Melania Trump 

Melania Trump seems to be very much alone in her position. 

Omarosa Is Leaking Omarosa Is Leaking

Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President Trump’s dulcet, nasally tunes make their debut.

Hope Floats Return to White House Hope Floats Return to White House

Hope Hicks, the former White House Communications Director who was best known for being extremely quiet and reluctant to speak to members of the press (which some might call not doing her job), dating a fellow White House staffer who resigned after the emergence of allegations of domestic abuse, and testifying before…

Paul Ryan Is the Hero in the Stories He Tells Himself About Trump  Paul Ryan Is the Hero in the Stories He Tells Himself About Trump 

In a profile in the New York Times, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan explained at length how his strong leadership skills helped avoid “tragedy” in the Trump administration:

Jim Jordan WYD Jim Jordan WYD

Just....don’t.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Might Quit and Everyone Who's Ever Worked at Fox News Might Replace Her Sarah Huckabee Sanders Might Quit and Everyone Who's Ever Worked at Fox News Might Replace Her

While Sarah Huckabee Sanders has denied rumors that she plans on getting the hell out of the White House, administration officials have quietly begun planning for her eventual departure, according to Politico.

Man Who Covered Up Sexual Harassment at Fox News Has Been Hired by the White House  Man Who Covered Up Sexual Harassment at Fox News Has Been Hired by the White House 

Just a quick Fourth of July story: A random man was wondering around my small suburban city’s celebration wearing a custom hat that said “Booby Inspector” and a Donald Trump t-shirt. God bless America!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Denies Report That She's Planning to Get the Hell Out of This White House  Sarah Huckabee Sanders Denies Report That She's Planning to Get the Hell Out of This White House 

Sources at the White House—a great place to work for ten days, a year tops—told CBS on Wednesday that press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders (this lady) is planning to leave her position by the end of the year. The same report had it that principal deputy press secretary Raj Shah is also considering leaving his post.

Turns Out Rudy Giuliani's Son Has Also Done This With His Hair  Turns Out Rudy Giuliani's Son Has Also Done This With His Hair 

Andrew Giuliani, White House staffer, golfer, and son of Rudy Giuliani, recently had his West Wing access revoked by John Kelly, Axios reports. Yes, there are two Giulianis running around the White House, and they seem equally cool and qualified. More importantly, this not-particularly-recent photography suggests that…

Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot! Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot!

White House senior advisers and professional grifters Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are cleaning the fuck up outside of the administration jobs they were given because of daddy president. According to new financial disclosures, the couple made a whopping $82 million in outside income in 2017. $82 million!

Trump's 'Filing System' Involves Ripping Up Important Documents  Trump's 'Filing System' Involves Ripping Up Important Documents 

Donald Trump can’t stop, won’t stop tearing shit up.

Trump Is Hosting a Ramadan Dinner and I'm RSVPing No Trump Is Hosting a Ramadan Dinner and I'm RSVPing No

On Wednesday night, Donald Trump will host an iftar dinner at the White House in commemoration of Ramadan, a holy month of fasting in the Islamic calendar. On behalf of us Muslims everywhere, I’d like to RSVP ‘fuck no’.

COMMANDER OF CHEESE 

Commander of cheese.

The White House Staffer Who Joked About John McCain's Health Has Reportedly Been Let Go The White House Staffer Who Joked About John McCain's Health Has Reportedly Been Let Go

CNN reported that Kelly Sadler, the White House communications aide who back in May allegedly made a headline-grabbing remark about Senator John McCain’s brain cancer diagnosis, was let go from her job on Tuesday, according to a White House official.

Sinkhole Thwarted in Attempt to Swallow White House Into Depths of Hell Sinkhole Thwarted in Attempt to Swallow White House Into Depths of Hell

Somber news to report: The White House remains on this earthly plane of existence, successfully thwarting the universe’s attempt to pull it into the underworld where it belongs.

Please Enjoy This Montage of the White House Doing a Great Job Keeping Its Stormy Story Straight

It appears that the Trump White House is just winging the fuck out of this deceive-the-American-people thing. It’s really something!

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