Hell No: Avril Lavigne ft. Nicki Minaj, “Dumb Blonde” - In addition to simply being “Hollaback Girl” rewritten for a 2019 audience (women’s empowerment, where feminism is defined by how many times you can call yourself a babe, a boss and a capitalist shill), “Dumb Blonde” is a dumb rallying cry for...blondes? Send it…
Donald Trump Jr. spent Valentine’s Day with his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle and a room full of large stuffed bears the color of fresh blood.
There’s a Mr. Peanut ad featuring sex therapist Dr. Ruth about spicing up Valentine’s Day, and it’s raunchy as hell. This begs the question: Does Mr. Peanut fuck?
Famed saxophonist Kenny G is stuck in the labyrinth of roses and soulless minimalism that is Kim Kardashian’s living room. Will he ever get out? Probably not. Je téléphone la police!
Becoming an insufferable Anglophile used to take years of experience. For myself, it required round the clock viewings of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, obsessing over the Spice Girls, reading Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, going through a weird Oasis phase when I was 14, finding bootleg streams of Skins in high…
Happy Valentine’s Eve. Buy me some flowers.
It takes a lot to render me speechless, but the official trailer for Ma, a psychological horror thriller starring Octavia Spencer, managed to fucking do it.
A three-month police investigation concluded that the man who killed two women at a Tallahassee yoga studio in November was motivated by a lifetime of hatred toward women.
On Sunday afternoon, with a dusting of snow collecting on her shoulders, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar announced the launch of her presidential campaign. “Our nation must be governed not from chaos but from opportunity. Not by wallowing over what’s wrong, but by marching inexorably toward what’s right,” she said.…
Donald Trump Jr., a man who only knows how to work for his dad, had a real nice time on Monday night as opening act for his father at a rally in El Paso, Texas. With his magnet beard looking more magnetic than ever, Trump basked in the applause of his father’s supporters, really soaking it in.
Read this blog while playing a bad Sublime song.
Tiffany Trump, the most forgettable of the President Trump’s Adult Children™, ditched Georgetown Law for the weekend to see some fashion.
It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and unfortunate for Arianators, the warning signs have been there since “7 Rings.” Grande dropped her album thank u, next on Friday and unlike the title track, it’s not straight fire: Grande, who is white, …
A second woman has accused Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of sexual assault. Meredith Watson, in a statement released by her lawyer, said that Fairfax raped her in 2000, when they were both undergraduates at Duke University. “Mr. Fairfax’s attack was premeditated and aggressive,” the statement read.
It turns out that hours of recorded conversations between Michael Cohen and Stephanie Winston Wolkoff—a former strategist, adviser, and “enforcer” to Melania Trump—were among the items seized last year during the FBI’s raid of Cohen’s home, hotel, and office. In fact, the Southern District of New York’s current…
Ivanka Trump, women’s empowerment genius, has helpfully clarified that she’s not here to address all women’s issues, in case for some reason you thought that’s what she was doing?
On Thursday, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5-4 decision to temporarily block a Louisiana law from 2014 that would have effectively shuttered all but one of the state’s three remaining abortion clinics and represents a dangerous swerve in the high court’s precedent.
On Wednesday, during the House’s first gun violence hearing in eight years, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz tried to remove Parkland parents from the audience. The parents took issue with Gaetz’s derision of H.R. 8, an act that would require background checks for every gun purchase in America. Gaetz asserted that…
Liam Neeson is on an apology tour after revealing that he once fantasized about killing black men when his friend was raped by a black man. Luckily, he’s found an ally in Widows co-star Michelle Rodriguez, who said that Neeson couldn’t possibly be racist after sharing an intimate kiss with Viola Davis in the film.
The climate change program that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez helped push to the front of a national progressive agenda was finally introduced on Thursday. It’s an important, ambitious plan, and we’re kind of fucked without it.