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Who Is the 'Editor'? Who Is the 'Editor'?

I’ve been in media since 2013, working with various editors, for various publications, under various budgets. Every editor I’ve known has had a few important qualities in common, like a sense of vision and multitasking capabilities that I and my ADD-addled brain will never master. One thing they definitely didn’t have…

I'm Very Sorry to Announce That I Like the Melania Trump 'Be Best' Egg I'm Very Sorry to Announce That I Like the Melania Trump 'Be Best' Egg

First Lady Melania Trump may have one of the most convoluted pet projects of any first lady in recent memory, but her useless Be Best initiative actually looks all right in Easter egg form. It brings me no pleasure to admit that I think this.

The NRA Is a Broke Bitch, Actually The NRA Is a Broke Bitch, Actually

The NRA and I have something in common: We’re both really fucking bad with money. A loaded new report by the New Yorker reveals that the National Rifle Association has been hemorrhaging money for decades, wasting funds on a pricey PR firm, disastrous vanity projects, glossy magazines exclusively for wealthy donors…

Melania Trump Tries to Convince School Children That She Likes Her Job Melania Trump Tries to Convince School Children That She Likes Her Job

First Lady Melania Trump and First Mother Karen Pence met with a group of North Carolina middle schoolers on Monday morning to talk day-to-day life in the White House. For her part, Trump did her level best to convince these sweet children that she likes her job and would very much like to continue doing it.

Daenerys Needs a Fucking Saddle Daenerys Needs a Fucking Saddle

Game of Thrones is back for its eighth and final season Sunday night, and I for one am ready to be taken out of my misery.

Ivanka Trump Is Confident She'll Be Just Fine When She Leaves the White House Ivanka Trump Is Confident She'll Be Just Fine When She Leaves the White House

A very long, incredibly fluffy profile of Ivanka Trump, courtesy of The Atlantic, tells the story of a woman who, in the wake of her parents’ salacious divorce, was compelled to carefully craft an image for herself as a way to regain a sense of control. That dedication to image has stayed with her: after spending most…

Ilhan Omar Says She's Not In Congress to Be Quiet Ilhan Omar Says She's Not In Congress to Be Quiet

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has been the subject of a deluge of criticism, right-wing conspiracy theories, and death threats for months. But she was eager to set the record straight on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Wednesday night, effectively reminding critics why her Minnesota constituents entrust her to represent…

Jeff Bezos Is Reportedly Meeting With Federal Prosecutors to Discuss His Dick Pics Jeff Bezos Is Reportedly Meeting With Federal Prosecutors to Discuss His Dick Pics

Jeff Bezos is reportedly meeting with federal prosecutors in New York this week to discuss his allegations that the Saudi government was involved in hacking his phone and a National Inquirer story about his extramarital affair.

President Trump Disappointed the Military Hasn't Roughed Up More Asylum Seekers President Trump Disappointed the Military Hasn't Roughed Up More Asylum Seekers

Get excited: There are only 573 days left until the 2020 election. : ) : ) : )

Amy Klobuchar Also Used the Courts as a Threat Against Students Skipping School Amy Klobuchar Also Used the Courts as a Threat Against Students Skipping School

Senator Kamala Harris has received a considerable amount of fair and deserved criticism regarding her tenure as a “tough-on-crime” district attorney and attorney general in California, and it seems that the record of Senator Amy Klobuchar, another former prosecutor and 2020 contender, is receiving the same scrutiny.

We Choose to Believe That Melania Trump Absolutely Copied Star Jones's Wedding We Choose to Believe That Melania Trump Absolutely Copied Star Jones's Wedding

Melania Trump, known and unrepentant copier, allegedly jacked Star Jones’s wedding decor after attending Jones’s wedding in 2004, according to Jones’s wedding planner, who makes the accusation in the endless gift that is Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View.

Hannah Montana Wasn't Fooling Anyone

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

Olivia Jade Won't Let a Typo Stop Her From Pursuing a Beauty Empire Olivia Jade Won't Let a Typo Stop Her From Pursuing a Beauty Empire

Olivia Jade, a YouTuber who is super mad at her parents right now, got the greenlight on a new trademark request application after a series of punctuation issues thwarted the old one. Hey, she always said she didn’t like school.

Beyoncé Is Coming to Your Home Beyoncé Is Coming to Your Home

If your bootleg stream of Beyonce’s 2018 Coachella performance was a buffering hellscape, no worries: Beyonce and Netflix are giving you another chance to catch some of its best parts, and then some.

Lil Nas X's 'Old Town Road' and the Making of a Trap-Country Hit Lil Nas X's 'Old Town Road' and the Making of a Trap-Country Hit

In March, three weeks after Atlanta rapper Lil Nas X’s country trap hit “Old Town Road” debuted at number 19 on Billboard’s Hot Country chart, Billboard abruptly removed the song for not being country enough. Now Billy Ray Cyrus—“Achy Breaky Heart” singer and father of Miley—is featured on the “Old Town Road” remix,…

Beto O'Rourke Will Not Go to Prom With You Beto O'Rourke Will Not Go to Prom With You

Beto O’Rourke, alleged former punk and current Democratic candidate for president, is a man that many people really like a lot. Perhaps it’s his height, his smile, his way of saying the names of various seasonings, his tendency to stand on tables, his complicity in a developer’s scheme to gentrify El Paso in the…

Stacey Abrams Isn't Running On Your Timeline Stacey Abrams Isn't Running On Your Timeline

“You cannot run for an office unless you know that’s the job you want to do,” Stacey Abrams said on Morning Joe Thursday morning, responding to speculation over a potential 2020 Senate run. “I don’t think you use an office as a stepping stone.”

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