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Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj Rally for Blondes, Cardi B and Bruno Mars Please Us Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj Rally for Blondes, Cardi B and Bruno Mars Please Us

Hell No: Avril Lavigne ft. Nicki Minaj, “Dumb Blonde” - In addition to simply being “Hollaback Girl” rewritten for a 2019 audience (women’s empowerment, where feminism is defined by how many times you can call yourself a babe, a boss and a capitalist shill), “Dumb Blonde” is a dumb rallying cry for...blondes? Send it…

Scenes of Love From Don Jr.'s Valentine's Dinner Scenes of Love From Don Jr.'s Valentine's Dinner

Donald Trump Jr. spent Valentine’s Day with his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle and a room full of large stuffed bears the color of fresh blood.

Does Mr. Peanut Fuck? Does Mr. Peanut Fuck?

There’s a Mr. Peanut ad featuring sex therapist Dr. Ruth about spicing up Valentine’s Day, and it’s raunchy as hell. This begs the question: Does Mr. Peanut fuck?

Kenny G Is Trapped in Kim Kardashian's Living Room for the Rest of Eternity  Kenny G Is Trapped in Kim Kardashian's Living Room for the Rest of Eternity 

Famed saxophonist Kenny G is stuck in the labyrinth of roses and soulless minimalism that is Kim Kardashian’s living room. Will he ever get out? Probably not. Je téléphone la police!

Peppa Pig Is Turning Your Child Into a Filthy Anglophile, Fake Accent and All Peppa Pig Is Turning Your Child Into a Filthy Anglophile, Fake Accent and All

Becoming an insufferable Anglophile used to take years of experience. For myself, it required round the clock viewings of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, obsessing over the Spice Girls, reading Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, going through a weird Oasis phase when I was 14, finding bootleg streams of Skins in high…

Another President Cyber Golfer  Another President Cyber Golfer 

Happy Valentine’s Eve. Buy me some flowers.

Wanna Watch Octavia Spencer Terrorize Some Small Town Teens? Wanna Watch Octavia Spencer Terrorize Some Small Town Teens?

It takes a lot to render me speechless, but the official trailer for Ma, a psychological horror thriller starring Octavia Spencer, managed to fucking do it.

Woman Reported Tallahassee Yoga Shooter to FBI Months Before Shooting, FBI Didn't Find Tip 'Actionable' Woman Reported Tallahassee Yoga Shooter to FBI Months Before Shooting, FBI Didn't Find Tip 'Actionable'

A three-month police investigation concluded that the man who killed two women at a Tallahassee yoga studio in November was motivated by a lifetime of hatred toward women.

The Girlboss Ethos of Amy Klobuchar The Girlboss Ethos of Amy Klobuchar

On Sunday afternoon, with a dusting of snow collecting on her shoulders, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar announced the launch of her presidential campaign. “Our nation must be governed not from chaos but from opportunity. Not by wallowing over what’s wrong, but by marching inexorably toward what’s right,” she said.…

Don Jr. Wants Teens to Know They Don't Have to Be Socialists Don Jr. Wants Teens to Know They Don't Have to Be Socialists

Donald Trump Jr., a man who only knows how to work for his dad, had a real nice time on Monday night as opening act for his father at a rally in El Paso, Texas. With his magnet beard looking more magnetic than ever, Trump basked in the applause of his father’s supporters, really soaking it in.

Kamala Harris: Blaze It Kamala Harris: Blaze It

Read this blog while playing a bad Sublime song.

Tiffany Trump and Company Take Fashion Week Tiffany Trump and Company Take Fashion Week

Tiffany Trump, the most forgettable of the President Trump’s Adult Children™, ditched Georgetown Law for the weekend to see some fashion.

Ariana Grande's a Mess, Cuco's Polished, and MARINA Enters a New Era

It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and unfortunate for Arianators, the warning signs have been there since “7 Rings.” Grande dropped her album thank u, next on Friday and unlike the title track, it’s not straight fire: Grande, who is white, …

A Second Woman Has Accused Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of Sexual Assault  A Second Woman Has Accused Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of Sexual Assault 

A second woman has accused Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax of sexual assault. Meredith Watson, in a statement released by her lawyer, said that Fairfax raped her in 2000, when they were both undergraduates at Duke University. “Mr. Fairfax’s attack was premeditated and aggressive,” the statement read.

Melania Trump's Friend Reportedly Told Her That Be Best 'Sounded Illiterate'  Melania Trump's Friend Reportedly Told Her That Be Best 'Sounded Illiterate' 

It turns out that hours of recorded conversations between Michael Cohen and Stephanie Winston Wolkoff—a former strategist, adviser, and “enforcer” to Melania Trump—were among the items seized last year during the FBI’s raid of Cohen’s home, hotel, and office. In fact, the Southern District of New York’s current…

Ivanka Trump Says She Is Not 'President of All Women's Issues' Ivanka Trump Says She Is Not 'President of All Women's Issues'

Ivanka Trump, women’s empowerment genius, has helpfully clarified that she’s not here to address all women’s issues, in case for some reason you thought that’s what she was doing?

Abortion in Louisiana Lives Another Day, for Now  Abortion in Louisiana Lives Another Day, for Now 

On Thursday, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5-4 decision to temporarily block a Louisiana law from 2014 that would have effectively shuttered all but one of the state’s three remaining abortion clinics and represents a dangerous swerve in the high court’s precedent.

Republican Congressman Tried to Get Parkland Parents Ejected From Gun Violence Hearing Republican Congressman Tried to Get Parkland Parents Ejected From Gun Violence Hearing

On Wednesday, during the House’s first gun violence hearing in eight years, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz tried to remove Parkland parents from the audience. The parents took issue with Gaetz’s derision of H.R. 8, an act that would require background checks for every gun purchase in America. Gaetz asserted that…

Michelle Rodriguez Says Liam Neeson Can't Be Racist Because He Passionately Frenched Viola Davis in Widows Michelle Rodriguez Says Liam Neeson Can't Be Racist Because He Passionately Frenched Viola Davis in Widows

Liam Neeson is on an apology tour after revealing that he once fantasized about killing black men when his friend was raped by a black man. Luckily, he’s found an ally in Widows co-star Michelle Rodriguez, who said that Neeson couldn’t possibly be racist after sharing an intimate kiss with Viola Davis in the film.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Plan for a Dying Planet  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Plan for a Dying Planet 

The climate change program that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez helped push to the front of a national progressive agenda was finally introduced on Thursday. It’s an important, ambitious plan, and we’re kind of fucked without it.

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